I’m not sure who that is, but maybe I’ll rent it someday?

I’m not sure who that is, but maybe I’ll rent it someday?

imforeverjustyours:

Summer Life

I can’t be the only person who is not excited for 50 Shades of Grey.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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Anonymous asked: Uncomfortably well asks - multiples of 8

Excellent!!!!

8- Where are you from?  I was born in Southern California, but I’ve lived in Utah, USA most of my life. 

16- Favorite Movie?  Beauty and the Beast. 

24- Baths or Showers? Both; which I take depends on how much time I have. 

32- How big is my house?  Not very…It’s a 3 bedroom condo, but the rooms are small…mine is literally 10x10x10

40- Ever had a secret admirer? In grades 6-12 yeah, but he was a creep. 

48- Can I curl my tongue? Yes…

56- Most used word?  Fuck. (not a good one but there it is) 

64- Am I a gossip? I guess so…who besides a monk isn’t? 

72- Am I scared of the dark?  Technically no, I am not afraid of the absence of light.  I’m afraid of what’s in that absence of light. 

80- How many piercings do I have?  Just one in each ear (read: I’m boring.)

88- What do my parents do? My dad works 12-16 hours a day hauling freight to and from the airport, and my mom mostly bitches about life; when she’s not doing that, she works at an elementary school.

96- How did I get my name?  Well, my name was a toss up between “Michelle Suzanne” and “Amanda Sue”. My parents flipped a coin and I was dubbed Michelle Suzanne. Michelle is actually after my dad’s favorite babysitter from when he was a kid (he had a crush on her) and Suzanne is a combination of my mom’s names (Susan + Deann). 

batblush:

this snake is BEAUTIFUL

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xkyoux:

 

‘Serpentine’ by Mark Laita, Amazing Photographs Of Snakes With Gorgeous Graphic Patterns On Their Skin

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sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

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