My future brother-in-law has Non-Small Cell Lung Cancer. Fantastic.
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:
“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
The Zodiac Signs Weapon Of Choice In The Apocalypse
Taurus- Baseball Bat
Sagittarius- Bow and arrow or crossbow
Aquarius- Frying pan
Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink