I can’t be the only person who is not excited for 50 Shades of Grey.
Anonymous asked: Uncomfortably well asks - multiples of 8
8- Where are you from? I was born in Southern California, but I’ve lived in Utah, USA most of my life.
16- Favorite Movie? Beauty and the Beast.
24- Baths or Showers? Both; which I take depends on how much time I have.
32- How big is my house? Not very…It’s a 3 bedroom condo, but the rooms are small…mine is literally 10x10x10
40- Ever had a secret admirer? In grades 6-12 yeah, but he was a creep.
48- Can I curl my tongue? Yes…
56- Most used word? Fuck. (not a good one but there it is)
64- Am I a gossip? I guess so…who besides a monk isn’t?
72- Am I scared of the dark? Technically no, I am not afraid of the absence of light. I’m afraid of what’s in that absence of light.
80- How many piercings do I have? Just one in each ear (read: I’m boring.)
88- What do my parents do? My dad works 12-16 hours a day hauling freight to and from the airport, and my mom mostly bitches about life; when she’s not doing that, she works at an elementary school.
96- How did I get my name? Well, my name was a toss up between “Michelle Suzanne” and “Amanda Sue”. My parents flipped a coin and I was dubbed Michelle Suzanne. Michelle is actually after my dad’s favorite babysitter from when he was a kid (he had a crush on her) and Suzanne is a combination of my mom’s names (Susan + Deann).
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?
GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE