Ah ha ha!!! I get to see David on Saturday!!!

believeinprongs:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME DANIEL?

believeinprongs:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME DANIEL?

(via never-be-anything-but-loud)

I’m supposed to be in his arms right now but he’s on lockdown and has been for a week. I fucking hate this!

I’m 2 years and 3 days clean, but I’m too upset to celebrate.

xkyoux:

Life is a waterfall. 

xkyoux:

Life is a waterfall. 

(via zombieanarchism)

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(via zombieanarchism)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via hopelovecourage)

Only in Utah. #WelcomeToSpring

Only in Utah. #WelcomeToSpring

williamdarcy:

the girl who confidently mispronounces “fajita”

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

(via gabrielle-desade)

The graceful Derp-fish, swimming lazily. #aquarium

The graceful Derp-fish, swimming lazily. #aquarium